"They call it Golf because all other four-letter words were taken." -Raymond Floyd

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off your game: it's called an eraser."
-Arnold Palmer

"The secret to Golf is turning three strokes into two."
-Bobby Jones

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."

-Gerald R. Ford

"Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five"
-Paul Harvey